It goes like this: One lone Mongolian warrior, tired of brutality and ferocity, tired of Genghis Khan’s new mandate that reserves all raping for him and leaves the peons (like our warrior here) only the pillaging, and tired of that damn wall never being breached has had enough.
Our solitary Mongol abandons his post, huffs off, stumbles into a time warp and lands in America where he has to protect an Indian Princess (with Studio 54 inspired acrylic hoop earrings) from a lecherous soldier of the Continental Army. He does all of this with shiny black orthopedic shoes, a moveable waist and arms (tough shit Mongol, your legs are frozen stiff) and six (count em 6!) ‘safety’ weapons that shouldn’t really be safe….as they are weapons.
Have fun kiddies.
You find the most amazing items at the dollar store! The fairy tale was definitely a bonus!